Quotes from Alexis Denisof movies and TV shows

Over The Rainbow - S2-E20

Lorne: How you holding up?
Angel: I want to go, bad. I'm just waiting for Wes to have that "eureka" moment.
Wesley: Eureka!
Angel: Oh, thank God.
Lorne: You mean he actually says "eureka"?

Heartthrob - S3-E1

Wesley: It's sad. The only way some people can find a purpose in life is by becoming obsessed with demons. By the way, Gunn, technically that wasn't a Lurite, it was a Murite, a subspecies of the Lurite. The male sports a small telltale fin just behind the third shoulder.
Gunn: I'm so glad to know we're not the sad people obsessed with demons.

First Impressions - S2-E3

[Angel's trying to get out of wearing a pink bike helmet.]
Angel: Well, it - it's, you know. The whole visibility issue, not to mention the hat head thing. You know, when you really think about it, how come I have to wear the ladies' helmet?
Wesley: Stop being such a wanker and put it on.

Parting Gifts - S1-E10

Wesley: I'm a rogue demon hunter now.
Cordelia: Wow.
[Pause.]
Cordelia: What's a rogue demon?

Awakening - S4-E10

Angel: We're gonna need a cage.
Lorne: Cage?
Angel: A strong one. About ten by twelve, steel reinforced. Two inch bars, maybe three. I'll make some calls.
Gunn: What, he thinks something like that's gonna hold the Beast?
Wesley: It's not for the Beast. It's for him.

Dear Boy - S2-E5

Gunn: As evil blood-sucking vampires go, how would you rate Angelus?
Wesley: Historically, as bad as they come. Especially when he was with his sire, Darla.
Cordelia: We're researching her now to see if she has some kind of resurrection powers. Maybe she's a vampire cat with nine lives, or something!
Gunn: So he and Darla together, bad combo?
Wesley: They rampaged through half the known world until Angel got his soul.
Cordelia: Imagine Bonnie and Clyde if they had 150 years to get it right.

Judgment - S2-E1

[Meeting Lorne for the first time.]
Cordelia: Who is this guy?
Wesley: He's anagogic.
Cordelia: Really? He looks like he's eating enough.

Eternity - S1-E17

Wesley: You walk a fine line, Angel. I don't envy you.