Jonathan: I thought he was KGB from Russia. Al: He's a CPA from Encino... are you Crazy?
Jonathan: Oh, Dad, I'm sorry. It was in my backpack when I jumped into the moat. Maria: You, uh, jumped into a moat? Al: You jumped in a moat with my Nikon? Jonathan: Yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I had to... I... it's kind of a long story. Al: I've got all night.