Quotes from Aldo Ray movies and TV shows

Albert: They shouldn't let crooks like that on Devil's Island.
Jules: No, it'll give the place a bad name.

Joseph: I'm going to buy them their Christmas turkey.
Albert: Buy? Do you really mean buy?
Joseph: Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it.

Felix Ducotel: You fixed the roof?
Albert: We fixed everything.

Albert: If crime showed on a man's face, there wouldn't be any mirrors.

Albert: What if she knows his handwriting?
Joseph: If you got a beautiful note like this, would you bother comparing signatures?
Albert: No. It'd have to be signed by a girl, though.

Albert: Even the girl herself called us angels.
Joseph: We're no angels.