Casey Welson: Mom. Mom, you were always the perfect mother. You gave me everything that I ever wanted. And I love you. I love you so much. And I'm really sorry. Please don't ever forget me.
Nim Rusoe: Nobody invades my island and gets away with it.
Jack: You got so much of your mother in you, you know that?
Nim Rusoe: That's a good thing, right?
Jack: Yeah, good. Sure. Unfortunately I could never win a fight with her, either.
Columbus: Oh, Bill Murray.
Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: I've never hit a kid before... But that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?
[Tallahassee looks annoyed.]
Wichita: She's 12.
Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
Tallahassee: ...I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is.
Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?
Little Rock: Do you have any regrets?
Bill Murray: Garfield maybe.
Tallahassee: You got taken hostage by a little girl?
Columbus: She was like a crouching tiger...
Tallahassee: She's twelve!
Columbus: Well, girls mature way faster than boys. She's way ahead of where I was at that age.
Little Rock: Twelve's the new twenty.
Little Rock: No! She's only famous when she's Hannah Montana! She's only famous when she's wearing the wig!
