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Couples Discount - S9-E15

Kevin Malone: Andy left a carton of milk in the fridge. So, I've been sneaking a little bit every day for the last three months. It's been yummy. But now, Andy's coming back. So, I guess it's good-bye, chunky lemon milk.

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New Guys - S9-E1

Kevin Malone: Angela's cats are cute. So cute that you just want to eat ‘em. But you can't eat cats. You can't eat cats, Kevin.

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Michael's Last Dundies - S7-E20

Michael Scott: The Dundies are my baby, and they need to go on. When Larry King died, they didn't just cancel his show. They got Pierce Morgan to come in and do his show, and that way Larry lives on.

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Nepotism - S7-E1

Gabe: [headshot] I started dating Erin this summer. It has been, in a word, exquisite.
Erin: [headshot] Gabe is awesome. He has accomplished so much career-wise and height-wise. Thank God he's my boss because I would not have said yes to a first date...if I didn't have to. But...it's been great.
Andy: [headshot] Am I angry that Gabe stole my girlfriend over the summer? No. I've been through anger management, OK? So right now I am sitting on a nice beach at Cape Cod, gazing out across the whitecaps. Oh, look, it's a humpback whale. How pretty. He's eating Gabe.

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Whistleblower - S6-E25

Michael Scott: It's not been a blockbuster year for me financially. My Blockbuster stock is down.

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Business Trip - S5-E7

Michael Scott: A concierge is the Winnipeg equivalent of of a geisha. This is a woman who has been trained in the fine art of fanciness and pleasure. And when you meet one, it is intoxicating. Just what the doctor ordered.

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Money - S4-E4

Pam Beesly: Now that I think about it, Angela and Andy might actually make a good couple. But I couldn't do that to Dwight...or Angela...or Andy.

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Fun Run - S4-E1

Michael Scott: Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not, like, this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.

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Fun Run - S4-E1

Michael Scott: I ran down Meredith with my car.
Ryan Howard: Oh! Did you do this on purpose?
Michael: No, I was being negligent. But she's in the hospital, she's fine, recovering nicely. Tiny little crack in her pelvis. But she will be-
Ryan: Did this happen on company property?
Michael: Yes. It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy. We are fine.
Ryan: I don't, I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael: Oh, right, I'm sorry. What is "we're fine"?
Ryan: [sighs].

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Phyllis' Wedding - S3-E15

Michael Scott: Hi, I'm Michael Scott. And for the next 40 minutes, I am going to be your tour guide through the lives of Phyllis Lapin and Bob Vance. One of the great, seemingly impossible love stories of our time. My name is Michael Scott. Webster's Dictionary defines "wedding" as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch. Well, you know something? I think you guys are two medals. Gold medals. For those of you who don't know me. I'm Michael Scott, Phyllis' boss.

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Casino Night - S2-E22

Michael Scott: And another fun thing. We, at the end of the night, are going to give the check to an actual group of Boy Scouts. Right, Toby?
Toby Flenderson: Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's...uh...you know, there's gambling and alcohol. And it's in our dangerous warehouse. And it's a school night. And Hooters is catering. Is that enough? Should I keep going?
Michael: [long pause] Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, ever time I try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate, so much, about the things that you choose to be.

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Valentine's Day - S2-E16

Michael Scott: Well, here we go, on our way to New York. New York, New York. The city so nice they named it twice. Manhattan is the other name.

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Viewing Party - S7-E8

Trivia: Michael says his favorite "Glee" character is "the invalid", referring to Artie Abrams. Artie is played by Kevin McHale. McHale appeared in one episode of "The Office", s04e03 (Launch Party), as the pizza delivery boy that Michael ends up "kidnapping."

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Money - S4-E4

Trivia: When Michael is in Mr. Figaro's office, there's a flyer for Terry's Diner. This is a real diner located near Scranton (Moosic, PA) and the flyer has the diner's actual phone number (minus the 570 area code). It could also be a clue that Michael's 2nd job isn't in Scranton.

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Livin' the Dream - S9-E21

Trivia: The headband Sensei Billy wears is the same kind Daniel wore in The Karate Kid.

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Launch Party - S4-E3

Continuity mistake: The way the numbers on the sales board are written by Andy change in between shots. (For example, the "305" is written differently, but still "305"; not that it becomes a "380" when Andy changes the number).

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Trivia: There is a "Certificate for Participation" awarded to Marc Christie, which is framed and hung on the wall in the office. Christie was a best boy grip and key grip for the first two seasons of the show. The certificate still remained on the wall after he left (for example it can be seen in s04e03).

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Trivia: The address of Scranton Business Park, where the Dunder-Mifflin office is located, is 1725 Slough Avenue. The British version of "The Office" was set in Slough, England.

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Ben Franklin - S3-E14

Continuity mistake: When Angela is listening to Ben Franklin talk about flying his kite, her drink is near her lap, but in the next shot she's taking a sip from it.

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Traveling Salesmen - S3-E12

Trivia: When Angela and Pam are getting coffee, Angela tells Pam how Dwight got the tax forms to corporate for her, but said it happened to her "friend", Noelle. In the story it was "Kurt" who saved the day. Since Dwight's middle name is Kurt, this reveals that Angela's middle name is Noelle.

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