Weir: The person you have is not my ex-wife. It's the person I sent in to get her. So, good luck with that motherfucker.
The_Iceman
10th Jun 2023
Rabbit Hole (2023)
22nd May 2023
The X-Files (1993)
Deep Throat - S1-E2
Mulder: They're here, aren't they?
Deep Throat: Mr Mulder, they've been here for a long, long time. (00:49:58)
22nd May 2023
Spin City (1996)
Charlie: Paul someone wants you outside.
Paul: Who?
Charlie: Everyone in here.
22nd May 2023
The Simpsons (1989)
22nd May 2023
Modern Family (2009)
Luke: Ew gross. I didn't know Grandpa could still do it.
Phil: Don't be stupid Luke, anyone could do it with Gloria.
11th Jul 2020
My Name Is Earl (2005)
Police officer: It's police policy not to waste resources looking for a missing person in the first 24 hours because they usually show up on their own, and after 24 hours, if they're still missing, it usually means they're dead and we don't look for them that hard then either.
15th Apr 2020
My Name Is Earl (2005)
Joy: I swear to god if you two don't start behaving, I'm gonna slap you so hard you both change colour.
6th Mar 2020
Mean Machine (2001)
Commentator 1: I think he might be ambidextrous
Commentator 2: I don't know about that Bob, but he can definitely play with both feet.
21st Nov 2019
Hobbs & Shaw (2019)
14th Oct 2019
Rise of the Footsoldier (2007)
Carlton Leach: We never did find out who took the heroin, and I'm guessing there's some cunt out there praying we never do.
6th Aug 2019
The Inbetweeners 2 (2014)
Simon: Well you'd all do the same for me.
Neil: No we wouldn't, your bird's a fucking nightmare.
7th May 2019
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Nick The Greek: Duno Tom, seems expensive
Tom: Seems? Well this seems to be a waste of my time. that is 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in, and you're haggling over £100? What school of finance did you study Nick? It's a deal, it's a steal, it's sale of the fucking century. In fact...fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it.
2nd Oct 2018
Die Hard 2 (1990)
McClane: Hey, don't I know you?
Col. Stuart: No, I get that a lot. I've been on TV.
McClane: Yeah, me too.
5th Sep 2018
Rush Hour 3 (2007)
12th Aug 2018
Olympus Has Fallen (2013)
Banning: What's Cerberus?
Clegg: That's classified.
Banning: Classified? Really? Well right now I think I have the proverbial need to fucking know.
10th Jun 2018
Designated Survivor (2016)
Reverend Dale: Young lady, you mean well. But you're young, white and you live in America. You have no idea what its like to walk in my shoes. Now I won't always be around to remind you but that statue will. It stays.
28th Apr 2017
Scorpion (2014)
Crazy Train - S2-E7
Cabe Gallo: And I'm telling you, get me your supervisor or I'm gonna come down there and kick every square inch of your ass. I got so-cal D.O.T on the line. Total incompetence.
Toby: Yeah, you keep sweet talkin 'em Cabe, you're doin' great.
16th Feb 2017
Rocky V (1990)
Rocky: You knocked him down, why don't you try knockin me down now?
24th Jan 2017
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Irene: So I smoked a little pot in college. What, is that a crime?
FBI Agent: Yeah.
23rd Jan 2017
Scorpion (2014)
True Colors - S1-E6
Office Admin: Maybe I should go get campus security
Cabe Gallo: Feel free if you want, but my badge is bigger.
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