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Matt Groening: Your creator is TV's most beloved animation visionary.
Homer Simpson: Seth MacFarlane?

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Matt Groening: Violet, engage the Super Toon Defence Systems.
Violet: Yes, Mr. Groaning.
Matt Groening: It's Groening.
Violet: Are you sure?
Matt Groening: No.

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Homer Simpson: OK, I'm in a stupid Japanese game, but I'm not eating sushi. Unless it's covered in chocolate and there's no sushi in it.

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Private Burns: Missed me, now you have to kiss me.

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Admiral Abe Simpson: You boys are my favourite privates and you know how much I love my privates. My privates mean everything to me. Please God, don't let anything happen to my privates.

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Homer Simpson: Cheating. Is there anything it can't do?

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Bart Simpson: Guys, look. The laser hatch opens after every four laser bursts. That's the weak spot when we need to fire.
Kang: Hey, Kodos. That ugly kid's right. Why are we exposing our weak spot after every four laser bursts?
Kodos: You're right. Why do we even need to expose our weak spot at all?
Kang: Thanks for the heads up, Earth dumb ass.
Kodos: Screw fighting one family. Why don't we just blow up the whole town? They can't stop us from doing that.
Kang: Sounds good to space-me.

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Bart Simpson: This must be the level boss for this part of the game.
Homer Simpson: The boss? Quick, everyone look busy.

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Bart Simpson: Sideshow Bob?
[Homer and Bart scream.]
Sideshow Bob: Don't bother crying out in terror. In space, no one can hear you scream.
Bart Simpson: We're not in space.
Sideshow Bob: Well, we're in a space-ship.
Homer Simpson: Not the same thing.

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[Bart and Lisa discover a rift portal, with a do not use sign. Bart enters anyway.]
Lisa Simpson: No, stupid, the sign.
Bart Simpson: Reading's for nerds. Hop in.

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Carl: You saved our lives. You kids are heroes.
Lenny: Yeah, we're gonna tell everybody we were rescued by, uh, Homer's kids, whose names are, uh...
Bart Simpson: Bart and Lisa. I can't believe you forgot our names. You've known us our whole lives.
Lenny: So? We're not thinking about you all the time, you know.

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Mr. Burns: If you want to make an omelette, you'll have to wreck a few planets.

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Bart Simpson: You've learned a valuable lesson, Skinner. Confessing to crime doesn't pay. Book him, Wiggum.
Chief Wiggum: I know I'm supposed to book him. God.

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Homer Simpson: Not dreaming. Not dreaming. Not dreaming. Huh, damn it, I was dreaming. Why is life so unfair. All I want is to eat everything in sight and turn into a giant ball! Is that too much to ask? Damn you, reality.

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White Chocolate Rabbit: If you can't do the tutorial, you're really in trouble.

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Homer Simpson: Hey, you're like that rabbit thing from that book about a girl named Alice who goes to Wonderland. What was it called? Oh, yeah. Snow White in Stupidtown.

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