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Glengarry, Glen Rosey - S5-E23

Dan: We're screwed.
Roseanne: No, Dan. We're so beyond screwed, that the light from screwed will take one billion years to reach the Earth.

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Past Imperfect - S6-E20

Fred: How many men did you date before we met?
Jackie: Well, you mean dated at all or dated seriously?
Fred: I mean seriously.
Jackie: Well, I'd have to say just a few.
Fred: Good. It's not that I'd mind if you slept with a lot of guys.
Jackie: Well, slept with. That's not what you asked me.

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Dear Mom and Dad - S1-E22

Roseanne: If my parents move to Lanford, I'm gonna be sleeping on a cot for the rest of my life because I'm gonna be in prison for blowing them away.
Dan: Honey, Honey, be realistic. You don't know how to use a gun. I'll do it.

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Dear Mom and Dad - S1-E22

Jackie: [Angry] I've been a member of this family longer than you have!
Dan: [Laughing derisively] Now that's something to be proud of!

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