Officer: Do you suffer from any nervous conditions, such as panic attacks?
Alan: Do I look like I suffer from panic attacks? I've had one panic attack, in a car wash. It was a perfect storm of no sleep, no wife, and angry brushes whirring towards me. By the time the giant hair dryer came on I was in the footwell.
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