Clint Perrkins: Hey, give me that shovel. Boy, you look like a monkey fucking a football.

Hit and Run (2012)
Directed by: Dax Shepard, David Palmer
Starring: Bradley Cooper, Kristen Bell, Tom Arnold, Dax Shepard, Kristin Chenoweth
Annie Bean: Honey, everything I need for L.A. would not fit in the trunk.
Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson: Sweetie, this car also came as a hardtop convertible. The whole roof slid into the trunk. The trunk was designed to hold the entire roof. Believe me. Your stuff fit in the trunk.
Yul Perrkins a.k.a. Charles Bronson: I don't have a job. I don't have any friends. You don't love me anymore. So my word is really all I have going for me.
Annie Bean: I don't not love you. I'm just terrified that I don't know you.




