Dave: What if she wants to have sex tonight? Mitch Planko: You are not having sex with my wife.
Mitch Planko: This is a calendar. It has a schedule of everything you need to do everyday. It is at least 15 hours in a day. This is a grocery store. People buy food here. If you are unsure, call your wife. Always make sure you call your wife first.
Mitch's Dad: I'm getting married again and I'd like you to come to the wedding. Mitch Planko: When's the wedding? Mitch's Dad: Next Saturday. My betrothed, Pamela, would like you to be there to say a few words. Mitch Planko: I'll catch the next one.