The Rebound

Sadie - age 9: Aram! Aram.
Frank Jr. - age 7: Mom is dead.
Aram Finklestein: What?
Frank Jr. - age 7: Come on.
Aram Finklestein: She's not dead.
Sadie - age 9: Could be post-mortem twitch.

Mitch: You know, living at your parents' place isn't exactly... grabbing life by the balls, you know?

Harry Finklestein: So, did Aram tell you about this operation I'm having?
Roberta Finklestein: Harry?
Sandy: No.
Harry Finklestein: They're gonna give me a new asshole.

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