Space Chimps

Ham III: Face it, guys. I'm not an astronaut.
Titan: Listen up, kid. Are you wearing an aluminum suit?
Ham III: Yeah.
Titan: Are you in a rocket ship?
Ham III: Yeah.
Titan: In outer space?
Ham III: Yeah.
Titan: Are you David Bowie?
Ham III: No.
Titan: Then you're an astronaut.

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