Agustín Rejas: I'd like to have a list of staff with access to the President's chambers.
Calderón: Luckily there are only two of them. The first is named 'Fuck', the second is named 'Off'.

The Dancer Upstairs (2002)
Directed by: John Malkovich
Starring: Javier Bardem, Juan Diego Botto, Laura Morante, Elvira Minguez
Sucre: Sir, should I ask him if he wants to borrow my penis?




