White Palace

Judy: Come on, I wanna know how you two met.
Nora: I picked him up in a bar. How's that?
Max: I was drunk, and she was drunk, and I liked her looks so I convinced her to let me bring her home, and I seduced her on the sofa bed, and it was magic, and I keep coming back for more.

Sherri: You know, our Max is quite a catch. How did you manage it?
Nora: I give a good blowjob, I guess.
Sherri: Hmm... I bet you do.
Nora: And I bet you don't.

Nora: Wait a minute, we get naked with each other and touch each other and you get inside of me and you can't tell me how much rent you pay. Your landlord knows, you're not even fucking him.

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