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Joe Hackett: This is the dumbest thing Brian's ever done, and he once painted me blue.

Joe: If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful Christmas.

Roy Biggins: If you'll excuse me, I've got to get ready for the big night.
Alex: Oh, that's right, you're about to romance a woman. You'll want to shower, shave, buy chloroform.

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