Call Me Claus

Mama: That man looks like that Santa from years ago... no, can't be...No more eggnog for me.

Lucy: If you're not careful, I could fire you.
Ralph: It's a lifetime contract and elves age slowly.

Ralph: Look, we're burning daylight on the international dateline.
Lucy: Okay, right now you're burning my last nerve.

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