Team Fortress 2 quotes

Spy: I never really was on your side.

Engineer: Take it like a man, shorty.

Medic: Oops! Zat wasn't medicine.

The Administrator Helen: Don't all die at once.

Heavy: What sick man sends babies to fight?

Sniper: Wave goodbye to your head, wanker!

[After entering a Halloween server.]
Heavy: Ooophf. Heavy feel funny.

Demoman: Luckily I already don't remember you.

Scout: The freakin' Heavy's a Spy!

Engineer: How'd that plan work out for ya, dummy?

Sniper: It's like Christmas morning.

Scout: I'm Batman!

Sniper: You're gonna need a new use for that neck!

Heavy: Don't run! It's just ham!

Scout: Death is stupid!

[After killing a spy.]
Sniper: Spy that, you fancy bloody wuss!

[After killing a Soldier.]
Sniper: That helmet's going to make a nice bowl for ya brains.

Sniper: Everything above your neck is going to be a fine red mist.

Sniper: You're all a bunch of no-hopers.

Engineer: I told ya don't touch that darn thing.

Team Fortress 2