Stand Up Guys

Stand Up Guys (2012)

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Val: Hey, ladies! What do you say, what do you know? It's me, Giacomo.

Doc: Exit, stage left.

Val: Your place looks like where I just came from except it's worse.
Doc: So, it's not to your liking. Sorry.
Val: Not to my liking is the understatement of all time.

Doc: I can't do what I said I would do. Mercy is a one-saying, mercy.
Claphands: Finish this.

Doc: My friend is looking for a "party."
Wendy: Yeah? What kind of party?
Val: Bar Mitzvah.

Val: So how's your health?
Hirsch: Well, they took something out of me a couple of months ago.
Val: What'd they take out?
Hirsch: I don't know. I didn't ask, it's none of my business. But I'm a little more streamlined now, a little more aerodynamic.

Hirsch: Give me the key.
Doc: There's no key.
Hirsch: Give me the key.
Doc: It's new. It's a button. Push the button.
Val: Push the button.
Doc: It's computers.
Hirsch: Man, this is like the future.

Val: I took the fall. For everyone. I'm a stand up guy.

Doc: You can't open a car with a coat hanger any more, Val.
Val: Says who?
Doc: Says the people who make cars.

Hirsch: Hey, Val.
Val: Yeah?
Hirsch: It's like the old days, isn't it?
Val: No! It's better.
Hirsch: Yeah! Why?
Val: Because this time we can appreciate it.
Hirsch: Yeah, that's why.

Val: They say we die twice. Once when the breath leaves our body, and once when the last person we know says our name.

Continuity mistake: At the "written by" screen with Al Pacino and Christopher Walken meeting, the shadows of the building run perfectly parallel to the fence and through the whole length as far as it can be seen. The two exchange 30 seconds of dialogue and an awkward hug, and drive off. The shadows have changed entirely; they start about halfway at the gate, with an oblique angle. (00:04:05)

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