Directed by: Michael Dinner
Starring: Donald Sutherland, John Heard, Andrew McCarthy, Mary Stuart Masterson
Caesar: I will reason with him, I'll appeal to his better nature.
Rooney: Oh, you're gonne reason with a grown man in a dress?
Rooney: Thadeus wouldn't know a good time if it crawled up his leg and bit him on the ba-doyng-as.
Rooney: If I don't make you my friend it means I gotta kick your ass everytime I see you. Nobody wants that, do they?
Michael Dunn: Drop dead.
Rooney: Hey, let me buy you a Coke or somethin'.
Janine: Oh, hot shit.
Factual error: There is a scene in which the Catholic high school boys are lined up to go to Confession to a priest. One of the minor characters is a compulsive masturbator, a recurring gag in the film. He is trying to estimate how many times he has wanked since his last Confession, and Kevin Dillon's character takes out a digital calculator to help him figure it out. The film is set in 1965, about 8 years before personal calculators hit the market. (I was precisely the age of the characters in 1965, and we would have sold our souls to the devil for such a device. It was still science fiction!).