Cameron Winklevoss: What, do you wanna hire an IP lawyer and sue him?
Divya Narendra: No, I wanna hire the Sopranos to beat the shit out of him with a hammer!
Eduardo Saverin: Sorry, my Prada is at the cleaners, along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douche bag!
Tyler Winklevoss: I'm six-five,220 pounds, and there are two of me.
Gage: Did you initially give $1000 to be used in the startup of theFacebook.com?
Eduardo Saverin: Yes.
Gage: And then did you also give an additional $18000 after that?
Eduardo Saverin: Yes.
Gage: So $1000 plus $18000 makes a total of $19000 that you gave...
Mark Zuckerberg: Hang on, wait... I just want to check your math. [Writes on some paper.] Yeah OK, go on.
Sean Parker: You think you know me, don't you?
Eduardo Saverin: I've read enough.
Sean Parker: You know how much I've read about you? Nothing.
Erica Albright: I think we should just be friends.
Mark Zuckerberg: I don't want friends.
Erica Albright: I was being polite, I had no intention of being friends with you.
Mark Zuckerberg: Your actions could have permanently destroyed everything I've been working on!
Eduardo Saverin: *We* have been working on!
Mark Zuckerberg: Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life, but at the moment I could buy Mt. Auburn Street, take the Phoenix Club and turn it into my ping pong room.
Sean Parker: We lived in farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're gonna live on the internet.
Marylin Delpy: You're not an asshole, Mark. You're just trying so hard to be.
Sean Parker: You know what's cooler than a million dollars?
Eduardo Saverin: You?
Sean Parker: A billion dollars.
Eduardo Saverin: You better lawyer up, asshole, because I'm not coming back for the 34%. I'm coming back for everything!
Mark Zuckerberg: A guy who makes a nice chair doesn't owe money to everyone who has ever built a chair.
Erica Albright: You are probably going to be a very successful computer person. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.
Erica Albright: Why do you keep saying I don't need to study?
Mark Zuckerberg: You go to B.U.
K.C.: Seven different people spammed me the same link.
KC's Friend: What is it?
K.C.: I don't know, but I'm really hoping it's cats that look like Hitler 'cause I can never get enough of that.
Mark Zuckerberg: If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.
Marylin Delpy: The site got twenty-two hundred hits within two hours?
Mark Zuckerberg: Thousand.
Marylin Delpy: I'm sorry?
Mark Zuckerberg: Twenty-two *thousand*.
Marylin Delpy: Wow.
Answer: No, earlier when it came up in the lawyers office, Eduardo thought it came from Mark, but the lawyer stepped in and said they were able to find it themselves. Sean really had no idea what he was talking about, but didn't use it against him.
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