Brian ends up being crucified. A group of guards shows up with orders to release Brian, but then everyone claims to be Brian, and they end up releasing the wrong man. Then Brian's resistance group (along with his girlfriend) shows up, and they announce that Brian will become a martyr. Finally, a Crack Suicide Squad shows up, but they merely kill themselves, not doing much good. We fade out as all the crucified people sing "Always look on the bright side of life".