Meryl Morgan: You could've been killed.
Paul Morgan: I am just deeply touched that, that would have bothered you.
Emma Wheeler: Here you go. Sunny-side eggs, sausage with bacon, home fries, homemade biscuits and country gravy. Can I get you anything else?
Paul Morgan: No, thanks. Just an angiogram.
U.S. Marshal Lasky: In the meantime, we'll put you in a temporary spot until we can find a more permanent spot.
Meryl Morgan: What do you mean by "permanent"?
U.S. Marshal Lasky: I don't mean permanent. I mean official site.
Meryl Morgan: Yeah, but you said "permanent." So if you don't catch this guy, then the official site becomes the permanent site?
Meryl Morgan: Now that we're on the jet, can you tell us where we're going?
U.S. Marshal Henderson: Ray, Wyoming.
Paul Morgan: Is that anywhere near Phil, Wyoming?
Paul Morgan: Luckily I called ahead and got a table near the mayonnaise.
Earl Granger: You're not getting smart with me, are you, tea-drinker?
Paul Morgan: You know what I did to the last man who called me that? I stole his crumpet.
Meryl Morgan: Can you please stop being so agreeable, please?
Paul Morgan: Whatever you say.
Paul Morgan: I love you, Meryl. If you are in fact Meryl, I can't really see.
Meryl Morgan: Actually, I'm a member of peta. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.
Emma Wheeler: So am I. Except mine's People for Eating Tasty Animals.
