Oliver: Wow, from here it kinda looks like you're wearing a stryper T-shirt.
Bliss Cavendar: Stryper? Yeah, 80's christian heavy metal. I mean in the name of jesus we rock.
Earl Cavender: I can take losing the money. I cannot take losing the chance for our kid to be happy.
Maggie Mayhem: I'm Maggie, Maggie Mayhem.
Bliss Cavendar: I'm Bliss, but I can change that.
Maggie Mayhem: Yeah, you'll have to change that.
Bliss Cavendar: Is this what you do with all the girls? Take them here to show off your skills?
Oliver: Yeah, and it usually works too.
Bliss Cavendar: Oh yeah? Maybe we should do something different.
Bliss Cavendar: Screw you and your grandmother's Chevy Celebrity.
Corbi: So, what are you, like, alternative now?
Bliss Cavendar: Alternative to what?
Bliss Cavendar: We deserve better villains.
Earl Cavender: I like smart girls. That's why I married your mama. Well, that and I knocked her up.
