Miss March (2009)

Plot hole: Candace supposedly has very photosensitive epilepsy, instantly going into a seizure when a single light is turned on. However, in the climactic scene in front of the mansion she stands in front of dozens of "strobing" lights on the fire trucks with no effect whatsoever.

Horsedick.MPEG: When you give something to a bitch, they don't do nothin' but take. That's why I don't give 'em nothin' but the dick. 'Cause they can't take that away. You'll see. Tomorrow at the mansion I'ma run the train on seven, eight, nine, eleven o' them honeys! Ain't a Playmate there I ain't tagged yet.