Jessica Harrison: If I'd wanted your help, mate, I would've asked for it.
Spur: I haven't had this much feminine attention in years.
Spur: Don't throw effort out to foolishness.
Jim Craig: I think they're trying to make a butler out of me.
Jessica Harrison: They're trying to make a lady out of me.
Jim Craig: Well, they won't have no luck.
Jessica Harrison: Thank you very much.
Jim Craig: Now hold on, I didn't mean.
Jessica Harrison: I don't suppose they'll have any luck making a gentleman out of you, either.