Official voice: Across the federation, federation experts agree that: A: God exists, B: He's on our side, C: He wants us to win.
Sgt. Kirby: You know what I think, Sir?
Johnny Rico: What's that, Sergeant?
Sgt. Kirby: I think it's a good day to die, Sir.
Johnny Rico: Outstanding.
Lola Beck: We're fucked.
Jingo Ryan: Yeah. That's exactly what I've been saying.
Holly Little: You shouldn't talk like that. That's blasphemy.
Lola Beck: You're a goddamn flight attendant, so stow it.
Link Manion: The sky marshall's coming here?
Johnny Rico: Ask him for an autograph, Lieutenant Manion, and I will have you shot.
Johnny Rico: Situation, lieutenant.
Link Manion: Totally, ominously fucked up, sir.
