Futurama: Bender's Big Score

Bender: Here's your Gutenberg Bible, master. Plus the Colonel's secret recipe: Chicken, grease, salt.

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Professor Farnsworth: Time travel is impossible!
Fry: But Professor, you time traveled yourself. Remember? When we went back to Roswell?
Professor Farnsworth: That proves nothing! And furthermore, you'd think I could remember a thing like that! Plus, who are you anyway?

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Turanga Munda: Our little girl is finally getting married, and to a normal two-eyed human.
Turanga Morris: Eh, he's not good enough for her. Leela deserves a guy with a dozen eyes.
Turanga Munda: Quit trying to fix her up with Fly Mutant.

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Bender: Hasta la vista, meatbag!

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Nudar: You've got no code, no porn, and you're ugly. Let's dance!

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Bender: You know it's funny...
Fry: What?
Bender: Your wiener. [laughs.].

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Al Gore: Dang. That hundred dollars could have gotten me... One gallon of gas!

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Lars: Hello, everyone who isn't Leela. And a special hello to everyone else.

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Amy Wong: Look at us, living like trash-eating bums in an alley now.
Zoidberg: Yes... Now.

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Leela: What's the secret of time travel doing on Fry's ass?
Fry: It was bound to be somewhere!

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Al Gore: Finally, I get to save the Earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slide shows!

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