Martin Riggs: I don't make things difficult. That's the way they get, all by themselves.
Martin Riggs: Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case I'm fucked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm fucked.
Roger Murtaugh: I'm too old for this shit!