Pa Cox: Oh my goodness! I halved myself!
Dewy Cox: Pa! No, Pa!
Pa Cox: Dewy, I guess I never realised until this moment just how easy it is to accidentally cut someone in half.
Dewy Cox: It is, right?
Pa Cox: I'm sorry for blaming you, Dewy. Of course you didn't mean to cut Nate in half, it's all so obvious now.
Dewy Cox: Pa!
Pa Cox: I should've been a better father to you, Dewy. I wish I spent more time playing catch with you and less time training my body and mind to kill you in a machete fight. You'll be a better father than I was, Dewy.
Dewy Cox: I'll try, Pa. It shouldn't be that hard.
Pa Cox: In case I don't make it.
Dewy Cox: Pa! You're going to make it, it's the 1970s! They got all kinds of new procedures, they can attach tops to bottoms now! Hang in there!
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
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Directed by: Jake Kasdan
Starring: John C. Reilly, Jenna Fischer, David Krumholtz, Nat Faxon, Tim Meadows, Conner Rayburn
Factual error: Young Dewey is seen driving a tractor near the beginning of the movie. The year is supposed to be 1946, but the tractor is a 1950's Ford.