Directed by: Patrick Read Johnson
Starring: Kathy Bates, George C. Scott, James Van Der Beek, Kevin Connolly, Charlie Talbert, Perry Anzilotti, Robert Curtis Brown
Angus Bethune: You just don't know how it feels.
Troy: I don't know how it feels? So you think you're the only person on earth who wakes up every morning wishing they were someone else?
Angus: I don't sweat. I rain.
Troy: Oh, man. That's what I call getting a slice in the ol' dick pie.
Grandpa: These ARE my teeth.
Angus: I guess - you paid for 'em.
Grandpa: As for what anybody else thinks, always remember these words and live by them: screw 'em.
Angus: I'm still here, adenoid.
Continuity mistake: In the opening football scene, when Angus makes a tackle, the football clearly falls to the ground. In the next shot, however, it is seen soaring through the air.
Trivia: In the original cut, Angus' father was alive, living with the family and had a secret gay side. The filmmakers decided to abandon this subplot and reshot many of the at home sequences, establishing his mom as a widow and the grandpa looking after the family to help out.