Angus: I don't sweat. I rain.
Troy: Oh, man. That's what I call getting a slice in the ol' dick pie.
Grandpa: These ARE my teeth.
Angus: I guess - you paid for 'em.
Grandpa: As for what anybody else thinks, always remember these words and live by them: screw 'em.
Angus Bethune: You just don't know how it feels.
Troy: I don't know how it feels? So you think you're the only person on earth who wakes up every morning wishing they were someone else?
Angus: I'm still here, adenoid.