The Dark Knight

The Joker: Why so serious?

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The Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know what the thing about chaos is? It's fair.

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The Joker: I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... Stranger.

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Gambol: You think you can steal from us and get away with it?
The Joker: Yeah.

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Alfred Pennyworth: So I supose they'll be arresting me for being your accomplice, sir.
Bruce Wayne: Accomplice?I'm gonna tell them the whole thing was your idea.

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The Joker: If you are good at something, never do it for free.

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Harvey Dent: The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you the dawn is coming.

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The Joker: Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push.

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Party guest: We're not intimidated by thugs.
Joker: You know, you remind me of my father. I hated my father.

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The Joker: You won't kill me out of some mis-placed sense of self-righteousness. And I won't kill you because you're just too much fun.

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Bruce Wayne: I knew the mob wouldn't go down without a fight. But this is different. They crossed the line.
Alfred Pennyworth: You crossed the line first, sir. You hammered them. And in their desperation they turned to a man they didn't fully understand. Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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Joker: And I thought my jokes were bad.
Gambol: Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my boy pull your head off.
Joker: How about a magic trick?

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Gambol: You're crazy.
The Joker: I'm not. No, I'm not.

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[To the group of mobsters.]
The Joker: This suit wasn't cheap. You ought to know; you bought it.

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The Joker: You see, it's all part of the plan.

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Harvey Dent: What was that name you all had for me down at the D.A.'s office? Say it. SAY IT!
Commissioner Gordon: Two Face, Harvey Two Face.

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The Joker: Wanna know how I got these scars?

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The Joker: You wanna know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the little emotions. You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.

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Batman: Why do you want to kill me?
The Joker: I don't want to kill you. What would I do without you?

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Harvey Dent: You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

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Bruce Wayne: People are dying. What would you have me do?
Alfred Pennyworth: Endure. You can be the outcast. You can make the choice that no one else will face - the right choice. Gotham needs you.

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The Joker: People will die, starting tonight. I'm a man of my word.

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Bruce Wayne: Today you get to tell me 'I told you so'.
Alfred Pennyworth: Today, sir, I don't want to.
[They walk towards the lift for a few moments. Alfred leans toward Bruce.]
Alfred Pennyworth: ...But I did bloody tell you.

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Bruce Wayne: The bandit in Burma. Did you catch him?
Alfred Pennyworth: Yes.
Bruce Wayne: How?
Alfred Pennyworth: We burned the forest down.

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The Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a drinker and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and he says "Why so serious? He comes at me with the knife."Why so serious? Sticks the blade in my mouth...Let's put a smile on that face!

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Harvey Dent: You're Alfred, right?
Alfred Pennyworth: Yeah.
Harvey Dent: [about Rachel.] Any psychotic ex-boyfriends I should know about?
Alfred Pennyworth: You have no idea.

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The Joker: And here. We. Go.

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A Demon

The Joker: A little fight in you. I like that.
Batman: Then you're gonna love me.

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The Joker: See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite and gunpowder and gasoline. Do you know what all these things have in common? They're cheap.

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The Joker: Let's put a smile on that face!

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The Joker: Never start with the head, the victim gets all fuzzy.

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The Joker: I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! Y'know, I just do things.

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Alfred Pennyworth: Know your limits, Master Wayne.
Bruce Wayne: Batman has no limits.

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Harvey Dent: Rachel's told me everything about you.
Bruce Wayne: I certainly hope not.

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The Joker: Where do we begin? A year ago, these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you. I mean, what happened?
Gamble: So what are you proposing?
The Joker: It's simple: We, uh, kill the Batman.

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The Joker: This city deserves a better class of criminal and I'm gonna give it to them. You'll see. I'll show you.

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The Joker: [to Batman.] You've changed things... Forever. There's no going back. See, to them, you're just a freak... Like me!

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Bartender: Dent! I thought you were dead!
Harvey Dent: Half.

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