Bimbeau: Lemme tell you buttholes somethin'! This shit's wwaaayyyyy outta line! And you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth... or you're goin' downtown.
Newbomb Turk: Did you ever hear the joke about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove.
Suzie Q: How about a kiss?
Duke: Sure, those never cost anything.
Suzie Q: Yes they did. I got used to them.