Directed by: Alan Metter
Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Helen Hunt, Lee Montgomery, Biff Yeager, Ian Michael Giatti, Kristi Somers, Morgan Woodward, Richard Blade
Lynne: Velcro. Next to the Walkman and Tab it is the coolest invention of the 20th century.
Lynne: Daaaaay-o! Day you say day you say da-a-ay-o.
Choir Sister: Miss. Stone, there is a time and a place for calypso music.
Janey: Do you have a date or something?
Lynne: No I wish, I just know I must be horny.
Sister Immaculata: Stay away from him, he's a boy.
Continuity mistake: When Jeff and his father are talking at the dinner table and his father is convincing him to be in the contest, each time the camera cuts to either one of them the sugar bowl on the table either has the lid off, or on. It changes every cut. Same thing with their mugs.