Directed by: Alan Metter
Starring: Sarah Jessica Parker, Helen Hunt, Lee Montgomery, Biff Yeager, Ian Michael Giatti, Kristi Somers, Morgan Woodward, Richard Blade
Lynne: Velcro. Next to the Walkman and Tab it is the coolest invention of the 20th century.
Lynne: Daaaaay-o! Day you say day you say da-a-ay-o.
Choir Sister: Miss. Stone, there is a time and a place for calypso music.
Janey: Do you have a date or something?
Lynne: No I wish, I just know I must be horny.
Sister Immaculata: Stay away from him, he's a boy.
Visible crew/equipment: Sarah Jessica Parker is supposedly alone in the bathroom having a soak. Someone shouts that there's a phone call for her, and you can clearly see one of the film crew's head in the shot.