Bill Roberts: There's gonna be one more killing here tonight.
Bub: Brain hemorrhage.
Bub: I swear to God. If my brother hadn't hit him in the head repeatedly with a blender, he would've killed me.
Linda: A blender?
Bub: Yeah, uh... a Hamilton Beach Blender.
Bill Roberts: I'm just crazy about this store.
Bill Roberts: Son-of-a-whore.