Maxwell: You had better learn how to play the game, and I don't mean just the game of football.
Maxwell: Ladies, ever had a quarterback sandwich?
Conrad Hunter: People who confuse brains and luck can get in a whole lot of trouble. Seeing through the game is not the same as winning the game.
Coach Johnson: This is national TV. So don't pick your noses or scratch your nuts.
Phillip Elliott: Hell coach, I love needles.