Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball.
Patches O'Houlihan: If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five Ds of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.
White Goodman: Oh, I don't think I'm a lot dumber than you thought that I think that I think that I thought I was once.
Owen: I'm gonna catch up with you guys later. I'm gonna have a bathroom... Go to the drink... In the bathroom.
Dwight: Whatever you do, wash your hands.
White Goodman: I'm white. I'm white. W-H-I-T. E.
Dwight: We're still missing the teenage love puppy and Steve the Pirate.
Owen: Who's Steve the Pirate?
Dwight: The only guy on our team that dresses like a pirate!
Owen: Wait, there's a guy on our team who dresses like a pirate?
White Goodman: There's no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless you're into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. I'm just kidding. But seriously, I've got 'em.
Kate Veatch: That... Is a really interesting painting.
White Goodman: Thank you. Yeah, that's me taking a bull by the horns. It's how I handle business. It's a metaphor.
Kate Veach: I get it.
White Goodman: But that actually happened, though.
Answer: There were many celebrity cameos throughout the film. It's just kind of strange that Chuck Norris would do this.