Rhet: A roger, a love wand, joy stick, dong, zipper lizard, tally whacker, trouser snake, schlong.
Richie Miller: I took the liberty of ironing your homework.
Madame Serena: You have the power to make anything you want happen.
Richie Miller: Nobody's comin' to your sweet sixteen party Louise.
Brad Powell: Where are all your chairs?
Polly: Look at how funky he is.