Anthony: I don't think your happiness is quite appropriate.
Abe Henry: How's the water? How's the water?
Dignan: What do you think I was doing the whole time you were out there man? I told you Dignan got fired, out on his ass. But you didn't think about that, did you. In the end it's easier to think about yourself than it is to think about Dignan.
Dignan: We'll get him. We'll get him. Man, don't worry about that, we'll get him. And when we do, we'll blow up his car, do something. I can guarantee you that. What makes me furious is thinking about the look on Bob's fat face, thinking he pulled one over on us. I tell you another thing. If our paths cross again, you're gonna see a side of Dignan that you havent seen before. A sick, sadistic side, cause I'm furious at Bob.
Bob: I think I know what you've been going through, man, cos I've been through some heavy shit myself. If you feel alone, like nobody in the world cares and nobody in the fucking world gives a shit, then I'm here.
Anthony: ...That was a stop sign man.
Bob: I'm ready to listen, man. If you want, I'll even open up first. I mean, my brother, that's a shit situation y'know, I mean he beats the crap outta me all the time.
Anthony: I don't expect you to be as depressed as I am. But I don't think your happiness is quite appropriate.
Anthony: Grace thinks I'm a failure.
Dignan: What? What has she ever accomplished in her life that's so great?
Bob: He looks at me and says, "Bob, just because you're a fuckup doesn't mean you're not my brother."
Dignan: How does an asshole like Bob get such a great kitchen?
Dignan: Who'd you get to do that? Did you bribe a janitor?
Anthony: Why aren't you over there right now?
Dignan: Because we're fugitives... and he fired me.
Anthony: So, did you enjoy your first visit to the nut house?
Dignan: Hey, hey, shh, shh, shh. Come on. Be sensitive to the fact that other people are not comfortable talking about emotional disturbances. Um, you know, I am, I'm fine with that, but... other people.
Dignan: They'll never catch me... because I'm fucking innocent.
Dignan: Everybody wants to know what's next. May I enjoy this moment?
Kumar: Man, I blew it. I blew it, man.
Anthony: Kumar, what were you doing in the freezer?
Kumar: I don't know, man, I lose my touch, man.
Dignan: Did you ever have a touch to lose, man?
Bob: Wha - why is there tape on your nose?
Dignan: Exactly.
Guy in bathroom: Hey, you're in the Army, yes?
Dignan: No, I just have short hair.
Grace: When are you coming home?
Anthony: I can't come home, Grace, I'm an adult.
Stacy Sinclair: Wow, you're really complicated.
Anthony: I try not to be.
Abe Henry: I don't mean to offend you, Bob. But your brother's a cocksucker. Does that offend you?
Bob: No, that didn't offend me.
Abe Henry: Good.
