Alice Henderson: Listen! You tell me why do you think we come out here?
Carol Sanders: To have fun.
Alice Henderson: And what is more fun than an orgy! Orgy.
Carol Sanders: My darling, you did not do a terrible thing. You told me about it. If you hadn't have told me, then that would have been cheating.
Bob Sanders: I know what cheating is. Cheating is when you ball a chick that's not your wife That's cheating.
Ted Henderson: What are you doing Alice?
Alice Henderson: I'm getting undressed.
Carol Sanders: Alice, relax.
Alice Henderson: Oh! Relax.
Ted Henderson: Stop it, Alice.
Alice Henderson: I am being honest! I am doing what I feel like doing.
Carol Sanders: Well, what do you feel like doing?
Alice Henderson: I feel like doing what we came up here to do.
Carol Sanders: And what is that?
Alice Henderson: Orgy! Have an orgy! Orgy! Orgy. Orgy! Orgy.
Carol Sanders: I didn't do it because you did it.
Bob Sanders: Why then? Oh, why, God Almighty.
Carol Sanders: I did it because I wanted to do it.
Bob Sanders: Why?
Carol Sanders: Because! Because I wanted to do it! I-I-I just wanted to see if I could do it.
Bob Sanders: Why in my house? Why in my bed?
Carol Sanders: Well, Bob, it just seems like a convenient thing. You were not going to be here.
Bob Sanders: He's not in my pajamas, is he?
Carol Sanders: No.
Ted Henderson: First, we'll have an orgy. Then we'll go see Tony Bennett.
