Kevin: A knight proves his worthiness by his deeds.
Iggy: Woman, you are drunk.
Loretta Lee: Yes, I believe I am.
Maxwell Kane: Why am I always the one who ends up knee deep in crap?
Kevin Dillon: Just think of it as Close Encounters of the Turd Kind.
Maxwell Kane: It was like at that moment, he became my brain, and I became his feet.
Kevin Dillon: Every word is part of a picture. Every sentence is a picture. All you do, is let your imagination connect them together. If you have an imagination that is.
Maxwell Kane: It sometimes seems like the whole world has just seen me on "America's Most Wanted."
Kevin: It's the treasure, concealed in the slime of dragons.
Maxwell Kane: It's a woman's purse, and it's covered with crap.
Maxwell Kane: From that day, Freak never asked me nothin' about my father, and I never asked him nothin' about his, 'cause that's not who we were.
Kevin: Think of it as a business partnership: you need brains, and I need legs - and the Wizard of Oz doesn't live in South Cincinnati.
