Jimmy: Pubic hair causes crime.
Memama: Sometimes there's things more important than pit beef.
Pervert on Phone: Come on, be a good little girl and put your vagina up to the phone.
Shelley: Shove it, fuckwad.
Pecker: I love you Shelley! I love you more than Kodak.
Tina: We're all famous - just like the Jackson family.
Jimmy: Don't say that, Tina.