Turtle 1: I'm scared Sarge!
Turtle 2: We're all scared, son.
Nurse St. Cloud: Ernest, are you crazy? Those are grown men out there! You don't stand a chance!
Ernest P. Worrell: They ain't gonna get this camp.
Nurse St. Cloud: We can't win this fight without legal help!
Ernest P. Worrell: They ain't gonna get this camp.
Ernest P. Worrell: This place, these kids, they're everything to me. I was a counselor. I had everything. And now it's all gone.
Mustafa: I believe in you, Ernest. But there's just some things a man can't do.
Ernest P. Worrell: No. I-I can't eat on an empty stomach.
Eddie (Chef #2): Jake's specialty du jour - eggs erroneous. It's made with powdered eggs and herbs and spices smuggled into this country by Tibetan monks.
Jake: Ernest, l want you to cut yourself a big knock out of these eggs erroneous.
Ernest P. Worrell: No, l-l can't eat on an empty stomach.
Jake: Why, of course you can. Eddie does, and look at that rosy glow to his teeth.
