Jan: Mr. Allen, this may come as a surprise to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.
Brad Allen: I've had hangovers before, but this time, even my hair hurts.
Alma: If there's anything worse than a woman living alone, it's a woman saying she likes it.
Jonathan Forbes: You've been crying for 60 miles.
Jonathan Forbes: What a delightful situation! The great Brad Allen, chopped down to size, floating down the river with the rest of us logs.
Jonathan Forbes: In New York, you have air you can sink your teeth into. It has character.
Jan: I'm yours tonight. My darling possess me.
Jan: He was a perfect gentleman.
Brad Allen: That's even worse than I thought.
Jan: What do you mean?
Brad Allen: Well there are some men who... hmmm how shall I put it? Well they're very fond of their mothers... They like to share bits of gossip... collect recipes.
Jan: What a vicious thing to say.