Thayer: We, you know, we got a whole bunch of work we have to do, but we're still on for poker at your house this weekend?
Ben: Oh, you count on it.
Andie: Whoo! Boys' night.
Glenda: Now Andie, I hope you know that we expect you to come back here because you have held Ben to his lowest bullshit score since his tonsillectomy and we are thrilled.
Andie: Why, were all his other girlfriends bullshit losers?
Glenda: What other girlfriends? You are the first girl he ever brought home! Don't you break his heart now.
Andie: Hey, listen, Sparky. I have a masters in journalism from Columbia, my boss loves me, and if I do it her way for a while, I can write about whatever I want.
Ben: Like, shoes?
Ben: Hanging with her for 10 days is gonna be no problem.
Tony: Right. That's only nine days longer than you've ever spent with any other chick, huh?
Lana Jong: Who's that chic Buddhist Richard Gere is always cavorting with?
Jeannie Ashcroft: The Dali Lama?
Lana Jong: He's fabulous.
Ben: Excuse me, ma'am.
Jeannie Ashcroft: Holy crap.
Ben: Where's Andie Anderson?
Jeannie Ashcroft: Uh, she's not here.
Ben: Where is she?
Michelle Rubin: She quit.
Jeannie Ashcroft: She's got an interview in Washington.
Ben: When is she leaving?
Jeannie Ashcroft: Today.
Jeannie Ashcroft: Well, like, now.
Ben: You're not a therapist, are you?
Michelle Rubin: Oh, haha... no.
Ben: Good job, though. You owe me three hundred bucks.