Odette: Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush.
Tinka Parker: Look, Von Stefan. I know you like this place the way it is, but wake up. It's not real life. Real life is boy, girl, boy, girl.
Verena Von Stefan: No, real life is boy on top of girl.
Tinka Parker: It's what we've always wanted, boys at Ms. Goddards.
Verena Von Stefan: Oh yeah you'd just go out and greet them with open legs.
Odette: Hey now they're going to have to call it Ms. Go-nads.
Snake: But she kissed me.
Possum - Flat Critter: Girls get very kissey.
Tinka Parker: Are you carrying Dennis' child?
Verena Von Stefan: You can tell Tinka, she's had four pregnancy scares.
Tinka Parker: Four.
Tweety: Was it beautiful, when he spent himself inside you?
Odette: Do you actually expect me to answer these questions?
Momo: But we're curious. We all have our hymens except Tinka.
Verena Von Stefan: That's enough, she doesn't want to describe it. It's like hog wrestling isn't that right Odes?
Tinka Parker: I don't even think she's done with Dennis yet.
Tweety: Verena's gone, St. Ambrose is taking over, and next year I'm going to have to face Todd Winslow every day at breakfast. I want to retch and DIE.
Momo: They're going to pull down our grades.
Tinka Parker: They're going to pull down more than that.
Miss McVane: More tea?
Verena Von Stefan: No thank you.
Miss McVane: Cigarette?
Verena Von Stefan: Sure.
Miss McVane: Catch.
