Brian: Dad's gonna kill you when he finds that you lost his camcorder.
Kyle Grant: I didn't lose it. The gorilla did.
Brian: All right, the gorilla.
Kyle Grant: When we get back, you'll see.
Kyle: Dad! There's a gorilla in the bathroom.
Robert: Kyle, there is no gorilla in the bathroom.
Kyle: But, Dad.
Robert: Go back to sleep.
Robert Grant: You got to get out of here. Mrs. Dubrow hates kids. She once kicked Big Bird in the nuts.
Lord Rutledge: Where do you keep your champagne? Near the furnace?
Lord Rutledge: From the look of my soup I'd say someone in your kitchen has a serious hair loss problem.
