Sabrina: Paris is always a good idea.
Sabrina: More isn't always better, Linus. Sometimes it's just more.
Linus Larrabee: Listen, I work in the real world with real responsibilities.
Sabrina: I know you work in the real world and you're very good at it. But that's work. Where do you live, Linus?
Sabrina: Didn't you once say everything is business?
Linus Larrabee: No, but it sounds like me.
Sabrina: You probably don't believe in marriage.
Linus Larrabee: Yes, I do. That's why I never got married. David, however, believes in the tooth fairy.
Sabrina: That's why I like him.
Linus Larrabee: Well, I like him too. As a matter of fact, I love him. I just don't know what to do with him.
Linus Larrabee: I think you know I love you. And you promised if there was anything you could ever do.
David Larrabee: You're talking about my life.
Linus Larrabee: I pay for your life, David. My life makes your life possible.
David Larrabee: I resent that.
Linus Larrabee: So do I.
Sabrina: What was Linus like as a boy?
Fairchild: Shorter.
Linus Larrabee: What's the problem, Patrick?
Patrick Tyson: No problem from our point of view. I feel like... what's that word when a lot of guys are after you?
Linus Larrabee: Whore?
Patrick Tyson: Hmm... I was thinking more... debutante.
Linus Larrabee: Here? Lousy. So far, I'm more affected than she is. I damn near cried twice.
Sabrina: I never thought of you as a dancer.
Linus Larrabee: I'm crazy about it. They call me Bojangles at the office.
Maude Larrabee: David, you're like my own son.
David Larrabee: I am your own son, Mother.
Maude Larrabee: Exactly! Now, I endured twenty-one hours of hard labor to bring you into the world. The doctors begged me to take drugs, but I kept saying I wouldn't do anything to hurt my child. Well, I've changed my mind - you screw up with Elizabeth and I swear I'll kill you.
Linus Larrabee: Well I just don't feel like buying any more networks this year. There's never anything good on.
Maude Larrabee: Did Elizabeth pick out her dress yet?
Mrs. Ingrid Tyson: We're still working on the guest list. Six hundred so far, and that's just on our side.
Patrick Tyson: That's not a wedding, it's a town.
Mrs. Ingrid Tyson: Stop, it's going to be wonderful! Elegant but simple, lavish but tasteful.
Patrick Tyson: Cheap but expensive.
Linus Larrabee: I've been following in footsteps all my life. Save me, Sabrina fair, you're the only one who can.
David Larrabee: She's a real woman, not a, you know.
Linus Larrabee: Transvestite?
David Larrabee: She's not a bimbo.
