Sabrina: Paris is always a good idea.
Sabrina: More isn't always better, Linus. Sometimes it's just more.
Sabrina: I never thought of you as a dancer.
Linus Larrabee: I'm crazy about it. They call me Bojangles at the office.
Maude Larrabee: David, you're like my own son.
David Larrabee: I am your own son, Mother.
Maude Larrabee: Exactly! Now, I endured twenty-one hours of hard labor to bring you into the world. The doctors begged me to take drugs, but I kept saying I wouldn't do anything to hurt my child. Well, I've changed my mind - you screw up with Elizabeth and I swear I'll kill you.
Linus Larrabee: Well I just don't feel like buying any more networks this year. There's never anything good on.
Maude Larrabee: Did Elizabeth pick out her dress yet?
Mrs. Ingrid Tyson: We're still working on the guest list. Six hundred so far, and that's just on our side.
Patrick Tyson: That's not a wedding, it's a town.
Mrs. Ingrid Tyson: Stop, it's going to be wonderful! Elegant but simple, lavish but tasteful.
Patrick Tyson: Cheap but expensive.
Linus Larrabee: I've been following in footsteps all my life. Save me, Sabrina fair, you're the only one who can.