Bob: Be safe.
Willa: I won't.
Virgil Throckmorton: A sperm thief?
Sandy Irvine: A semen demon.
Willa: Why is your shirt so tight?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw: I'm not gay, if that's what you're saying.
Willa: I didn't say that.
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw: I'm not a homosexual!
Willa: I did not say that, but I see the loops on your shoes.





