Rory McIlroy: 1996 Tour Championship. Final Round.
Happy Gilmore: Don't do it, boys.
Shooter McGavin: No, this isn't relevant.
Brooks Koepka: Come on. Four-stroke lead on the back nine?
Bryson DeChambeau: The guy who beat you got hit by a Volkswagen.
Scottie Scheffler: JACKASS!
Rory McIlroy: JACKASS!
Shooter McGavin: Alright! Maybe I haven't handled that pressure perfectly myself.